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Any number of things; the diversity of the virtual blowjob machine marketplace today is sprawling, and as such, you truly can enjoy a variety of materials and sensations. It’s impossible to say which of these material compositions is the smoothest and best feeling, though.
Of course, some of these materials are much more common than others, given their realistic and pleasurable feel. Let’s take a quick look at some of the generally popular virtual blowjob machine components.
The popular virtual blowjob materials are also very pleasurable.
Cyberskin is an ultra-realistic feeling material specifically revolutionized for sex toys, to provide users with the most possible enjoyment.
In addition to being feeling awesome and very close to the real thing, cyberskin is durable, and will sustain itself for many uses, and also move in coordination with the inputs of the user; long gone are the days of users being forced to “enjoy” themselves with an unmovable, solid-plastic device.
Silicon and silicon-plastic mixtures are also incredibly popular thanks to the inherent soft and smooth feel that they boast. The exact percentage combinations of silicon and plastic mixtures will vary from device to device, but the best part about these materials is that that they allow manufacturers to design and craft a product tailored specifically to create unique and exciting feeling. Once again, the days of generic compositions in virtual blowjob toys are long gone.
With all of this innovation, though, it’s easy to forget that different doesn’t always mean better. A friend of mine, Jerry, found this out the hard way.
Hipsters aren’t allowed in the virtual blowjob market!
Jerry always liked to live on the edge, to try new, exciting, and thrilling things. He spent his first year out of high school travelling the world. He loved to eat the grossest food he could find – scorpions, ants, etc. When the “nitrogen shots” were all the rage at the bars, he fearlessly consumed several of them without hesitation.
Needless to say, when Jerry heard that a new virtual blowjob toy was being made – I mean really new – he couldn’t resist. This particular device was crafted from bamboo – that’s right, bamboo! The manufacturers claimed that, because bamboo is so abundant and because they had streamlined their product’s design process by basing it off of another machine’s, the cost would be very low as well.
For those who don’t know, the only thing that thrill seekers love more than a physical thrill is a good deal; Jerry was sold. He placed his order and patiently waited for his ultra-exciting device to arrive in the mail. It never occurred to him that, maybe, this was an absolutely awful idea.
In any case, the package arrived and he was about as excited as he could be. Upon removing it from the box, he was having some regrets due to the way it felt. By the time it was wrapped around his unit, he – the same man who base jumps once weekly – was sweating nervously. By five minutes into his thrusting session, he simply passed out. An apartment neighbor heard the thud, called the police, and the rest is history.
It turns out that Jerry had an allergic reaction to the bamboo, as well as the varnish and sealant that the manufacturer had used to protect it. Down but not out, Jerry returned to his exciting lifestyle just a few days later. His story does well to confirm what many of us already knew: making popular products in unsuspecting and unfitting materials to appeal to a niche crowd is an awful idea. Or maybe it’s a good idea, because the company still made the sale.
The point is that, with regards to virtual blowjob toys, it’s best to contain your inner hipster. Sure, it feels good to be different, to stand out in a crowd – but at what cost does such a feeling come here? A very large one, more than likely.
There’s a reason why today’s leading companies have chosen such materials for their products – because they work! Let these materials guide you to pleasure and a good time, and don’t be enticed by the ever-present call of the hipster-centered materials!
