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Nope, not anymore.
The oral sex machine experts of today have listened to the concerns of consumers over the years, which have consistently made clear that the worst part about oral sex machines is how difficult they are to clean.
In response, these oral sex machine experts, developers, and manufacturers have worked day and night to make their products easy and simple to clean. Although the annual improvements to these cleanings procedures have been clear, I’m happy to say that oral sex machines can now be cleaned to an excellent degree of quality in less than one minute.
That’s right – just one minute is required to effectively clean an oral sex machine today.
Open-ended caps, removable sleeves, and water-entryways are all benefits boasted by various products today, and the result of these benefits can be enjoyed immediately by users. Simply rinsing a product through with some warm water and soap, and perhaps a bit of antibacterial toy cleaner, will result in a device that is ready to provide pleasure for many sessions to come.
In addition to improving the ease of the cleaning processes to please customers, the oral sex machine manufacturers of today have also done so to assure that products do in fact get cleaned after each and every use. Many users of the past would simply choose not to clean their devices after enjoying them, which led to their structural degradation, lower-quality feel, and even some bacterial health risks.
By making oral sex machines easier to clean, the leading companies of today have also enhanced their usage periods.
Easier cleaning processes mean longer usage periods for today’s oral sex machines.
If you’re still not sold on the importance of cleaning a device after use, though, allow me to enlighten you with this all-too-true story of a man named Jack who just didn’t respect his oral sex machine.
Jack was inherently lazy. When the mail came, he’d wait until someone else in the house brought it inside. When the grass grew long and needed to be cut, he attempted to shorten it with fire. When he dropped food on the floor of his home, he simply left the front door open that night to let a raccoon or other critter clean it up for him.
Needless to say, Jack was more than lazy, as I initially indicated; he was an effort-scared energy conserver.
When he made the decision to order an oral sex machine, I knew there would be trouble. I don’t know exactly how things went down, but I can imagine it was something like this: After using his product nightly, Jack would consider cleaning it like the instructions – and his friends – said you were supposed to. But from the comfort of his bed, the bathroom seemed like it was miles away; he thought it would be easier to simply place the machine on the floor and let it rest until morning.
And he did this every night for quite some time, never bothering to clean his oral sex device once. The product was built with such effort that it sustained the abuse and maintained an impressive pleasure, similar to that of when it was brand new.
But I know how this next part went, for it was on the news. Jack was so lazy that, of course, he never bothered to lock his front door. There had been a series of robberies and assaults in the area, and on this specific night, Jack would be the victim.
The criminals entered through his front door with ease, before making their way into his bedroom (they weren’t the sharpest tools in the shed). Jack, a light sleeper, awoke and screamed – the four men who entered his room were alarmed, and they were carrying guns! In an impressive display of split-second instinct, Jack grabbed his oral sex machine off of the ground and covered his face; Jack was a big guy, and this was a big product.
The criminals pelted him with bullets, and upon impact, the oral sex machine which he abused shattered like glass. It has become so brittle from repeated abuse that it was terribly weakened. Jack was shot in the face several times.
Granted, the criminals were using paintball guns, not real firearms. Still, Jack felt the burn, and at that point everything changed. The fact that his oral sex machine would have shielded him from the assault had he properly maintained it hit him, and from that day forward, Jack was the exact opposite of lazy in every walk of life.
The message behind the story is clear: Yes, oral sex machines are easy to clean, and yes, you absolutely should do so.
Don’t end up like lazy Jack did, friends.
