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A question that many people have when they start exploring sex toys is where to hide them, so we’re going to give you some ideas here. Before we get into where to hide sex toys though, let’s get into how to store blowjob machines so you don’t damage them.
Unless your toys are made of glass, metal, stone, or certain silicones, you should avoid hiding them anywhere where they will be exposed to excessive heat or light. That means no stashing them behind the radiator, in an air vent, or on your window sill.
Some of the softer male sex toy materials (like jelly, TPR, etc.) can undergo chemical reactions if they’re touching one another, which can cause them to stick together or otherwise become gross, and many toy materials including silicones are magnets for lint and dust. For that reason, as well as for sanitary purposes, it’s a good idea to put your toy *in* something before you hide it. Such as; in its original box, a plastic sandwich bag, a drawstring bag, or wrapped in a piece of clean cloth. Once your toys are protected, you’re ready to decide where to hide them.
Ideally, sex toys should be kept as close to the bed as possible, so any cabinets or drawers of headboards, dressers or night stands are obvious choices. You can make these hiding places a little more effective though by tucking them inside of containers that wouldn’t attract any attention.
Boxes are the first thing that most people think of, but it’s *what kind* of box you use that determines if it’s a good hiding place or not. Old camera boxes, shoe boxes, cosmetics boxes, and small appliance boxes (like from blow dryers or curling irons) are all things that not too many people are interested in, no matter where you put them. Tampon or sanitary napkin boxes are also good choices.
Wireless bullet vibrators fit well inside of large vitamin bottles (just clean the bottles first), as do many fingers vibes and some cock rings. The added bonus to these bottles is that they’re often hard for children to open.
Clean out any old flashlights that you might have laying around, and they can be good to store one or even several sex toys depending on the size.
You can utilize the spaces behind your furniture, and some dressers are made in a way that leaves a fairly large space underneath the bottom drawers if you pull them out.
If there are book shelves in your room, you might find that if you pull the books forward a bit there will be room behind them to hide something in. And if you’re *really* the 007 subterfuge kind, never forget the old trick of hollowing out the inside of a thick book to make a hiding spot for a few sex toys. Painting a little Modge Podge or glue around the edges will help keep the pages in place, and as long as you don’t choose a book that looks too out of place amongst your other ones, it works pretty well.
As obvious as it seems, not too many people would think to look inside of a vase either.
Your closet might be full of wonderful things to hide sex toys in, such as old suitcases, duffel bags, briefcases or laptop cases (old boxes come into play here too). Don’t forget the pockets of those un-used coats hanging in the back of the closet either, or even that old purse you haven’t used in ages. Slipping a toy (in a plastic bag of course) inside of an old boot can work too. Taller folks may even consider screwing an open-topped box of some sort above the inside of the door.
Most of these ideas could also be used in the bathroom, but if you really really need to hide a sex toy well in there then look no farther than your toilet. Don’t freak out, because we’re talking about the toilet *tank* not the bowl, which is full of clean water and might be a good option if you share a bathroom with others. Just double-bag the toy in a couple of Ziplocs or place it in a small Tupperware before you put it in the tank to keep it dry.
Of course if you want to spend money, things like tackle boxes, lock boxes, or tool boxes all work for storing sex toys in a semi-discreet way. They’re not exactly “hidden” then, but most tackle and tool boxes can be fitted with locks, so at least your toys will be harder for any snoops to get too.
Last but not least, consider buying male sex toys that don’t look like sex toys (the Autoblow 2) to begin with, and you may be able to leave them out in plain sight. There are things like Lipstick Vibrators, and the Rubber Ducks that don’t look like vibrators. Or you could look into things like the Bon Bon, the Bcurious, or the Siri vibrators, which look like innocent shoulder massagers but do great things to clits and dicks.
There’s one more thing we’d like to mention here, and that’s how to hide your porn collection. Easy really. If you aren’t in love with the boxes that they came in, just toss the boxes and keep the DVDs on an empty CD spool. Stick some blank CDs on top of the stack, and no one would know the difference.
