Editor’s Pick
- Autoblow A.I.
- Best Blowjob Machine
- Sleeves can be interchanged
- Industrial strength motor
- Does NOT require batteries
- Hands free blowjob machine
- Sleeves are easy to clean
- Kiiroo Onyx+
- Best Blowjob Masturbator
- Vibrating Sex Toy
- USB rechargeable
- 100% Hands free
- Sliding scale of speed
- Easy to clean and store
- F1s Developer's Kit
- Best Blowjob Toy
- Hands Free
- No Batteries Needed
- Powerful Motor
- Body-Safe Silicone Sleeve
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Sex toys are nothing new. In fact, they date back to the Paleolithic Era, and maybe even farther back if more discoveries are made, similar to the ancient jade and copper sex toys recently found in China. And because evolution happens, there are also great toys out there now, which gave birth to technologically advanced adult novelties, including a blow job robot.
Is there really such a thing? Yes.
A robot, according to Wikipedia, is a machine that is computer programmable and capable of automatically performing a series of actions. They are also controlled by a device embedded within the machine or a separate gadget.
If you look at the list of blowjob machines on the market, many of them would fall into the category of a robot with blowjob capabilities.
Some of the Blow Job Robot
- The Autoblow 2
- Xtreme Head Exciter
- Men’s SOM Rocket Blowjob Machine
- Roto-Bator
- Kiiroo Onyx
- SnugTug Vibrating Male Masturbator with Pump Adjustable Tightness
- Fun Zone Vulcan Vibrating Ripe Mouth Male Masturbator
Is a blow job robot a myth or reality?
Given that there are existing male suction toys, a blow job robot is definitely a reality. Most of these products are even designed to create a realistic experience, as they come complete with lips and even tongue.
The myth, however, may stem from the fact that not every guy gets off with a robot latched onto their penis and stimulating them in ways a woman may be unable to do. But the fact that such machines exist make them as real as they get.
Not convinced? Here are some facts you can ponder on.
Remember the information about what makes a robot a robot? Keep these factors in mind as you examine each item on the list of a blow job robot.
The Autoblow 2
This machine simulates the real feeling of a blowjob but operates hands-free and can provide you with up to 500 hours of action. You not only get a blow job robot, but one that will last for as long as you want to get blown.
- Computer programmable? Yes. It’s been pre-programmed to work based on the buttons you press.
- Functions automatically? Yes. Just turn it on, choose the sucking and stroking level you want, and sit back. Let the machine do all the work for you.
- Comes with controls? Yes. The variable speed control is built-in with the blowjob machine.
Xtreme Head Exciter
As the name suggests, this oral sex stimulator only focuses on your penis’ head, giving it the royal treatment. It is high on teasing, but low on the full-on pumping and sucking action. Nonetheless, it makes a great blow job robot.
- Computer programmable? It is programmed to gobble your knob and give good head.
- Functions automatically? Just turn on the machine, choose a speed and enjoy.
- Comes with controls? It comes with a built-in speed dial that you can slide up and down, depending on the speed you want.
Men’s SOM Rocket Blowjob Machine
Similar to other blowjob machines, this blow job robot delivers precise, reliable and very powerful climactic experience. It gives you head in the most realistic and stimulating way possible. What is even better is that it only comes in two thrusting speeds – faster and fastest.
- Computer programmable? It is pre-programmed to give a mind-blowing blowjob.
- Functions automatically? Just turn it on, choose a speed and voila! You’re on to get off.
- Comes with controls? Comes with a separate speed controller that is wired to the machine.
Roto-Bator
This blow job robot from Pipedream takes oral sex simulation to a new level. The machine’s interior is lined with nubs and fins that may look scary at first glance, but are actually designed for a more immersive experience.
- Computer programmable? Programmed to make your dream blowjob a reality.
- Functions automatically? Simply choose the vibration and speed level you want to enjoy and let the machine do all the work.
- Comes with a remote control? Control for vibration and speed is built in the machine.
Now, do you still think a blow job robot is a myth?
