The Jac-Off Masturbator Sleeve Review

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Jac OffWhen asked “Would you ever masturbate with a pancake made of probably-a-jellyfish?” I shouted an enthusiastic FUCK YES I WOULD. Who wouldn’t, given the chance? But sadly, the fantasy of using sea life to masturbate seemed unrealistic. That is until I received the probably-made-of-jellyfishlooking Jac-Off blowjob sleeve in the mail. I really appreciate it when they succeed in getting the instructions for the toy into its name, and although they spelled Jack wrong I can TOTALLY tell where they are going with this…I am meant to use this to sex myself! Let’s do it!

For starters, can I just talk about the packaging? Am I the only one that gets a little creeped out by the sight of a purple-studded palm? It’s stirring up memories of watching the OJ Simpson trial. Remember when that one prosecutor lady got a haircut?!?? (Yes, CNN, I am available to be a guest speaker on anything).

Jac-Off is made of TPE (aka Thermo Plastic Elastomer aka soft stuff). TPE is porous and so you should wash this thing before and after each use with a mild antibacterial soap and let it air dry. One side of it is smooth whereas the other side has a smattering of soft bumps here and there.

Using this one is pretty no-brainer, but for those that are having trouble visualizing - you literally just lay it in your palm, add some lube, and start jerkin’ your chain.

I know it looks cheap and shitty but it actually feels pretty good! You have complete control over the tightness and you can really feel the bumps unlike some other milder bumps and ribs on other sleeves. It’s relatively easy to hold on to provided you don’t get too much lube on your jerkin-hand. Using this was surprisingly nice - it was an easy breezey way to make jacking off feel like fucking a nice warm octopus mouth (you should probably ignore all of these sexual references to sea animals).

The only bad thing I have to say is that it’s pretty weird to store. You need to keep it in a plastic CD case (provided) because it is so delicate and porous. I dunno, maybe you can actually store it on your CD shelf, for those of you who are the last people on Earth to own CDs.

For beginners, Jac-Off is an inexpensive easy way to dip your toe into the pool of sex toys. Similar to the new Tenga Eggs, I really enjoy the no-fuss approach to getting off.


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