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Hot GirlThink of it as a trick question. I mean come on, is a blowjob masturbator better than a woman? The answer to this depends on who you are asking. If the guy gets laid all the time, he probably wouldn't need any oral sex machine or dick sucking toy. This is especially true if his partner really gives good dome or wouldn't mind choking his chicken when the need arises. But if you ask someone who rarely gets good head, then the answer would probably be the blowjob machine. Then there are special cases when both a partner and a blowjob masturbator make good company at any time of the day. Some guys are just lucky that way. Whether his partner knows about the male sex toys or not, he gets off whether it's a robot or a human being doing him. This still leaves the question unanswered, right? So let's take a look at both sides of the coin.

What does a guy with a masculine opposition to a blowjob masturbator think about it?

Nothing compares to a real woman with real hair, with real mouth and with real hands going down on them. I used to think the same thing; I mean can you imagine a woman on all fours giving you good head or tea bagging without any care but to make you happy? A blowjob masturbator doesn't have the feelings or the brain to consider whether or not you're having fun, or worry about whether or not she's doing a great job, although its primary aim is to give your ol' slip and slide a good wanking. And the choking or gagging sounds she makes creates a very human and personal experience. The effort that a woman does makes you think, “Wow she really cares”.

Such women however are often a rarity. She has to be someone who genuinely cares about you, or someone who expects you to muff dive with the same level of enthusiasm. Or, she could be someone you paid good money to do whatever you want her to do, including polishing the banister while you read the paper or watch TV.

Some guys, however, just have this notion that a man can get laid and would not need a blowjob masturbator to help him get off. Macho thoughts like that are good if you have the capacity to actually get laid. You have the charm, you have the looks, and if you don't have the looks you can talk your way into some woman's pants. Moreover, women have to adore you so much they will do anything to please you. So many requirements if you think about it.

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What does the rest of the male population think about a blowjob masturbator?

Now here's a guy who can't get laid. If he used a blow job stimulator, he gets to enjoy all the sensations, and the benefit of getting off whenever there is a strong and sudden urge. But after all that is said and done, he would probably still feel pathetic because he got off with a machine rather than a human being.

However, if he gets the best of both worlds, then he's one lucky and satisfied guy. He can get a human experience from his hook ups or his partner, and then get to treat himself to a flawless performance from an oral sex machine. In this case, he will be able to truly compare between a blow job toy and a woman.

What are the benefits of using a blowjob masturbator?

For one, you can get good dome without the hiccups that may come with having a woman go down on you. Ms. Chokeondick doesn't have to deal with gag reflexes or go ballistic if you start firing shots down her throat without you giving her a warning. Don't you just hate it when they can't even appreciate you giving them a pearl necklace that, according to Urban Dictionary, is "the highest expression of love and affection"?

For another, you can pump the python for long as you want and for as long as you can hold off without losing any feeling in your hand, wrist or arm. If your partner doesn't mind sharing you with a blowjob masturbator, you can hook it up while you eat out and she does other ways to please you more. If you ever dated a contortionist, this kind of arrangement would blow your mind away.

You see? The answer is subjective. It really depends on the situation and the frequency with which a guy needs to tease the weasel. So, is a blowjob masturbator better than a woman? You be the judge.