How can I keep my blowjob toy away from the prying eyes of my SO

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It should first be noted that the hiding process is of the utmost importance-a careful and delicate procedure which should be performed with the utmost attentiveness and care. If you're still reading my answer, there's a good chance that your female companion isn't as “open-minded” as so many others claim to be on the internet; if she finds your blowjob toy, she'll be unhappy.

And if she's unhappy, everyone is unhappy.

But really, keeping a blowjob toy hidden from a woman isn't terribly difficult; but like many things of a high-adrenaline and important nature, it's easy to make mistakes.

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Accordingly, the first step in this process is to calm yourself down. Remember that being nervous leads to more mistakes, and the best way to limit the number of mistakes that are made is by eliminating nervousness.

Next, you should wait until your ladyfriend isn't home to have a package delivered; YOU MUST BE HOME TO RECEIVE YOUR BLOWJOB TOY FROM THE MAIL. For as unsuspecting as today's anonymous packaging for male sex toys is, a prying girlfriend or wife may very well take a peek inside if you're not home-even if you don' t think she will. Try and aim for days when you're certain that you can get the mail before her.

Next, you should use a dormant email address and an easily manageable (and perhaps exclusive) payment option to order your blowjob device. Once again, today's leading male sex toy companies are incredibly discreet, but explaining a purchase on a credit card statement to a significant other, or talking your way out of a confirmation email, can be difficult.

From there, the hiding process is rather simple-but not too simple. DO NOT use overly obvious spots as the storage space for your male sex machines, such as closets, drawers, and underneath the bed. Instead, think of places where your wife or girlfriend rarely visits-places that only you interact with.

Yeah, not so easy when you think about it, is it? And for those who are still sold on the listed hiding spots that are BAD IDEAS, I need to break some news to you: whether you like it or not, when you aren't home, your wife or girlfriend looks in those spots out of pure curiosity. I guarantee it.

It's true; whether you know it or not, your girlfriend or wife goes through your things when you're away.

Now back to applicable hiding spots for your device. I'd personally recommend the box of a product which is terribly outdated and rarely used-which your wife or girlfriend may or may not constantly call for you to throw away, but certainly has zero interest in. Think of old video game systems, foot baths, VCRs, DVD players, and other items along this line.

For those who aren't so sure of this hiding spot, perhaps something a bit more subtle and exclusive is required: something like a behind-the-appliance spot.

Your wife or girlfriend may wash clothes and use the refrigerator, but she will never-and I mean NEVER-think to look behind them, for repair reasons or otherwise. Hell, nobody really thinks to look behind them. As such, you should safely wrap your device and place it firmly-but not overly tightly-in one of these spots.

For other devices, the top of the closet, wrapped in old blankets, may be the best idea. Whatever hiding spot is decided upon, it's worth noting that it's a good idea to switch it/them semi-frequently (say once every month or two). A significant other who catches wind of an increased activity rate in a previously unused room or area may become suspicious, search around, and ultimately cause some serious problems for you.

Also, these storage areas should be cool and dry, to avoid damaging your blowjob toys. In haste, many worried owners will hide their devices in climatically damaging spots, which harms their toys, and perhaps even leads to their injury (devices become coarse in undesirable climates). Take some time to protect your investment and your junk by selecting a cool and dry hiding spot.

And there you have it. Good luck enjoying your blowjob toy, and more importantly, good luck enjoying your blowjob toy without the wife or girlfriend finding it!


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