Blowjob Machine Guide

Everything you need to know about blowjob machines

For the unlucky sods, scratching an itch down there may not always be a case of having someone to do the job for you. In most cases, you can only rely on Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters to give you a hand (no pun intended). No worries; with the number of advanced blowjob machines on the market, getting off at any time would not be a problem. It would also mean less stress on your part, or your partner, if you have one.

Designed to inform, educate and titillate, this website will give light to the fun and kinky side of self-service. Not a sexy term, I know. But it’s the best way to describe those moments where the only friend you can trust is an oral sex stimulator. There’s nothing wrong with having a machine to help you out, especially because it doesn’t complain and won’t even lie to you. If you’re one of those guys who take a long time to blow off, doing it manually, rather than automatically, can be really challenging. In some cases, it can be a turn off. At least, your hand would wish to turn off and start feeling all numb. But with an automatic blowjob machine, you can just let it slide, enjoy the sensation and wait it out, or hold off for as long as possible to achieve a mighty explosion. Let yourself be a real tosser for once, and not just a half-wanker. And if you let out with a huge explosion, letting out a pool of splooge, no one would accuse of you being an ass.

Blowjob MachineBlow job toys come in great variety, with some paying homage to Mrs. Palmers best friend, Mu-mu. A male sucker with the stamina and sucking power designed to blow your mind away, you will love her more than life itself. How long and deep you go is really up to you. An oral sex machine is designed to please, so you won’t hear a word of complaint. No need to worry about lips not puckered enough or getting all bruised from all that rubbing and friction. With a sex toy, giving head would not be a chore, but a pleasurable endeavor. Whatever worldly pleasures you crave, the blow job toys will give it to you 100% free. Well, okay, you have to buy them first, but the price to pay will be worth every penny.

This site will provide you information on which blow job machines would best serve your needs. Do you like ‘em just good enough to please or tease? Do you like ‘em the mind-blowing kind? Here, you will also find step-by-step instructions on how to use each blow job toy to get optimum pleasure. Sure, you can read an owner’s manual, but nothing like a video tutorial to get things going. Didn’t anyone tell you the right position matters? Consider this website as your best friend from now on, even your confidante. Because when you need help in pleasing yourself or someone else with a sex toy, you can check out every page on this site for sound advice. An overload of blowjob machines is only as good if you get more than just a pumping action out of it.

I can tell you all about the scientific mumbo-jumbo about having an erection and how the blood needs to flow to your penis to go rock hard, but that would probably make you doze off in an instant. So let’s skip to the best part, where you will be introduced to both manual and automatic blowjob machines. Once you know which baby you want, you can also skip the formalities that are usually part and parcel of trying to get laid in the real world and just get on with it.

Fantastic Blowjob Machines

Vibrating Blowjob Machines

Vibrating Blowjob Machine

There’s a huge market of sex toys for women, but a lot of men find them quite intimidating. Others think they would not help to get the job done, thank you very much. If only they knew how wonderful a blow job toy can be. Guilty pleasure is best enjoyed if you don’t end up with a cramped arm or numb fingers. With a vibrating oral sex machine, there is no need to get all tired and in pain. Why suffer when there’s a perfectly good automatic blowjob machine to do the work for you?

An epitome of such a sensational creation is the Autoblow 2 by Brian Sloan. It comes with fancy features, but the real highlight is that it is hands-free. Simply position the blow job toy in place and leave it on to do all the hard work for you. Choose the speed and intensity with which you want the motorized sleeve to stroke you up and down, and you’re all set.

What is great about vibrating blowjob machines is that they are completely automatic. You get to decide when to turn it on or off, and how fast or slow. Combined with an amazing sucking motion and power, getting head would be very enjoyable. Compared to an actual partner, a dick sucking toy will never say no or tell you that it has a headache.

With the continuous advancement and evolution, blow job machines have gone a long way, and the vibrating kind just keeps getting better and better. Not only are they well-designed, but have also included hygiene as part of its construction. The Autoblow 2, in particular, comes with interchangeable sleeves that are easy to clean through the use of toy cleaner or soapy water.

Still think you’re too good to use a blow job stimulator? Think again. You could be missing out on all the good stuff.

Pump Blowjob Machines

Pump Blowjob Machine

Are you a man with needs that have to be met? If no one’s around to give you a hand, you should get a blowjob machine that uses pumping action, the same way you would have enjoyed as you slide in and out of a pussy or a mouth, but so much better. Such cock sucking toys, come with a wide range of sucking speed and power, you will be shooting heavy rounds for as long as you can deliver.

A perfect example of a pump automatic blowjob machine is the Robo Suck 3 - Pump With UR3® Pussy Donut by Doc Johnson. This masturbator offers multiple suction speeds that you can change at a touch of a button. Everything about this blow job toy is also well thought out, especially the pussy area. Not only is it made to replicate the actual anatomy of a pussy, but also comes with soft massage beads for a sensational stimulation. There is no doubt about it being a blow job stimulator and masturbator. What is even better is that it is plush and will stay plush for a very long time. Where else can you find a better deal than that? If you prefer a blowjob toy that doesn’t use batteries, there are products on the market that comes complete with a black bag where the controls are kept.

Blow job machines with pumping action are designed to re-create that sucking action of having oral sex, stroking you up and down until you start firing heavy rounds. The only difference is that it does the action all by itself, saving your hands from being stressed out. Whether used for foreplay or a self-help adventure, you will never go wrong with an oral sex stimulator.

Realistic Blowjob Machines

Realistic Blowjob Machine

Do you think using a blow job machine too robotic to your taste? There are masturbators that aim to give you a realistic experience. Yes, just like having a real mouth or pussy going up and down on you, except that it can do the job like there is no tomorrow.

One of the best blow job toys with a realistic effect is the Fuck My Face mega masturbator. The name practically says it all! This product from Pipedream Extreme is what wet dreams are made of. If you’ve always wanted to have a blond for a booty call, this blowjob masturbator is the perfect choice. Featuring a head complete with blond hair, you can pull her face, shove her mouth way down or half-way, and just let her do you until you are ready to blow. You can’t ask for a better male sucker than this. Those beautiful lips and tight mouth just can’t wait to take you to kingdom cum and swallow everything that you have to give. It is one of the most realistic blowjob machines you will ever find. It comes with a suction cup for that ultimate sucking sensation. With this baby, you won’t ever have the misfortune of doing it with Ms. Chokeondick.

Other products mimic the look and feel of a pussy, complete with a pocket where you can slide in and out with gusto, and soft beads to provide a stimulating effect. Unlike an automatic blowjob machine, however, this masturbator works manually. But, as they say, a little effort goes a long way. Just remember that you will never hear this toy complain, so you can enjoy it for as long as you want.

Pair it with other blow job toys, and you can have the time of your life.

Stroker Blowjob Machines

Stroker Blowjob Machine

Among the many blowjob toys on the market, strokers make for a great first-time sex toy. If you have never own one before, buy a stroker first and get a feel of how these babies work. It provides the perfect companion to help you get rid of all that pent-up sexual desires, if you want to play it solo or you’re simply left without a choice.

This type of blow job machine can be manual or automatic. But if you want to keep your hands free to do something else — make a phone call, maybe (kinky), go for a Puchi SOM compact machine. Small enough to fit between your legs, this dick sucking toy offers the best sensation when giving head. And, since you are using an automatic blowjob machine, you don’t need to do anything else but enjoy the moment.

This toy thrusts in and out in two speeds that can be easily controlled with a back switch. It is made of a stretch fabric, complete with ridges and bumps that not only grips you tight, but also provides pleasurable stimulations as the blowjob toy moves back and forth. With an amazing thrust speed and power, it would probably take just a few strokes to get you shooting high and long.

Other strokers have a more realistic effect, although they are operated manually. Some look like a pussy that you can just stretch wide open to enjoy something better than sex. They come with a ribbed suction tunnel that is made of super stretchy skin-like fabric. Whenever the need arises, simply lube yourself really wet and get ready to have the best erotic experience. More often than not, a blow job masturbator is better than the real thing.

Whether you opt for a manual or automatic blowjob machine, a stroker is a must-have.

Cleaning and storing your blowjob machine

Sex Toy Cleaner
Sex toys have life spans too, and you will do well to ensure their longevity if you want to enjoy pleasure on demand for a very long time. Nothing beats like a good cleaning and storing to keep a blowjob machine in good working condition. Since no two sex toys are made equal, it is best to follow manufacturer’s instructions. Some of the most common tips include:

1. Know what your blowjob masturbators are made of

Pleasure toys can be made of silicone, cyberskin, hard plastic and many other materials, all of which require a different way of maintenance. It is vital that before you indulge in a pre-erotic session, you already have an idea of how to take care of a blow job toy post-climax.

Use mild soap and a damp cloth to clean anything made of silicone and is motorized. The same goes for items that are made of glass, wood, or stainless steel.

When it’s not motorized, drop a toy in boiling water for up to 10 minutes for deep cleaning. Another alternative would be to run it through the dishwasher, but without the soap.

When blowjob toys are made of cyberskin, a material that gives a realistic feel, a little soap and water is all you need to keep it clean. Avoid too much sudsing as this can ruin the material.

Use soap and water to clean those pleasure tools made of hard plastic, jelly rubber, elastomer or thermoplastic elastomer.

2. Inspect blowjob machines before using them

It’s understandable if you want to plug the toy in the moment you take it out of the box, but you might want to hold your horses, so to speak. You must check for any imperfections, especially discoloration and tear. The earlier you find any problem, the quicker you can have it replaced. Whether powered by a battery or not, make sure you check it out to see if it works properly.

3. Remember to lube them right

Most oral sex machines or masturbators require the use of lubricants to ensure maximum pleasure. Different toys call for different lubes. A water-based lubricant is your best choice, since it will work with both a manual and automatic blowjob machine. It works with other types of toys as well.

What you should be wary of is silicone lubricants and oil-based products. The former must not be used on any toy made of silicone or cyberskin, while the latter must not be used on masturbators made of rubber or latex.

4. Store blow job toys properly

Ideally, toys must be kept in separate containers. Some materials may not be compatible with each other, causing certain problems or imperfections to occur. If you can’t provide customized casing, wrap each one with a cloth, socks or T-shirt. Any removable parts must be taken out and stored separately as well.

Make sure they are clean and thoroughly dry before you hide them away. This is to discourage mold and mildew build-up that can be quite nasty. Choose a cool and dry place and one where dust and dirt can’t penetrate. Heat from direct sunlight may cause certain items to melt, so it’s best to hide them somewhere cool and dark. Remember to always remove the batteries, as these can run down or leak and ruin the very blowjob machine that gives you exciting pleasure.

Most importantly, store them away from pets and children, but well within reach. What is the point of having cock sucking toys if you’ll have to dig through piles of stuff just to get to it? By the time you find it, you probably have lost your drive to be pleasured non-stop.

Where should I buy from?


Now, are you ready to enjoy a mind-blowing blowjob whenever, wherever? First, you have to buy the blowjob machine that you want to play with. Buying online is the most discreet way to go, so you won’t have to visit retail sex shops and have your face plastered all over the place.

Still, it is important to pick stores that will keep your identity protected like you’re going undercover or something. Some of the shops that will treat your business with utmost discretion include the following:

Autoblow 2

If what you really want is an automatic blowjob machine that is guaranteed to get you firing heavy rounds whenever you need to, you should get the Autoblow 2 from its official website. Check out video tutorials and pumping action that will give you a glimpse of what you will enjoy with this blowjob toy.

As for shipping and delivery, your privacy is guaranteed, and nothing on the package or credit card bill will link you to the company.

Brian Sloan Autoblow 2

Eden Fantasys

Offering more than just high quality pleasure toys, Eden Fantasys also aims to provide customers a high-end experience. This goes without saying that most of the items they sell, including an automatic blowjob machine, could be priced beyond what you might consider reasonable. But would you really put a price on the satisfaction you can get on demand? With a cock sucking toy that can deliver beyond your imagination, the price tag would be inconsequential.

When it comes to shipment, the company uses a discreet outer packaging that would bear no information that will give away its content. Rest assured; no one will know that you plan to get your hands sticky with a blow job machine.

Robotic Blowjob

With a promo on orgasm-inducing electronics to greet you the moment you open the site, you wouldn’t want to delay buying any of the male suckers or other toys the site has to offer. What is even better is that the company values your privacy and ensures a discreet delivery of the items you purchased. Whether you buy an automatic blowjob machine or a realistic toy, nothing on the package will give away what secrets you are hiding.

No need to worry if you use your credit card either. The only company name that will appear in your bill is VIECI, which is innocent enough. Unless someone else has been billed by the same company, no one will know you bought a toy for your stroking pleasure.

Brian Sloan

Blowjob Machine News

Nothing is making a huge buzz in the sex toy industry today than the Autoblow 2, one of the robotic oral sex stimulators that are sure to test how far your gism can go. Although it’s a result of a crowdfunding campaign, Brian Sloan is the man behind the machine. Outspoken and proud to present his product to the world, he’s definitely caused a ripple in social media, arousing mixed reactions. But you have to give it to the man for creating the ultimate automatic blowjob machine. When the lights are out, you won’t even know the difference.

What does Brian Sloan has to say to people in the medical field that think sex toys can have an adverse effect? "Haters gonna hate." Why care about what they think if you repeatedly reach heaven and back with a blow job toy in hand?

It’s not because you don’t want to have sex with a living, breathing human being or that opportunities for sex are scarce that you use a blow job masturbator or similar toys. It is the idea that you get some whenever the need arises that makes these pleasure tools a must-have.